Santa: Aaj Khana Bahar Khayenge Jito: Kyon Mere Hath Se Bane Khane Se Man Bhar Gaya Hai? Santa: Nahin Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mood Nahin Hai
Jito: Kal Aapne Garlfrend Ke Sath Film Dekhi? Santa: Kya Karen Aaj-Kal Ki Filmen Bivi Bachchon Ya Parivar Ke Sath Dekhne Layak Hi Kahan Hain?
Jito: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Santa: Main Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Hu Ki Tumhara "Jutha Jahar" Bhi Pi Sakta Hu Agar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo
Santa Mobile Men Recharg Karwane Gaya Dukandar: Kitne Ka? Santa: 10 Ka Kar Do Dukandar: 7 Rupaye Baat Karne Ke Liye Milenge Santa: Koi Baat Nahin 3 Ki Namkin De Do
Banta: Ye Aurten Sharab Se Itani Nafarat Kyon Karti Hain? Santa: Kyonki Isko Pine Ke Baad Unke Chuhe Jaise Pati Sheron Jaise Bartav Karne Lagte Hain
Jito: Agar Main Vakt (Samay) Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadra (Ijjat) Karte? Santa: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Jito: Kyon? Santa: Log Kahte `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai`